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From the griddle
Burgers
The Classic Cheeseburgerask in store
Hand-pressed patty, melted cheese, the works on a toasted bun. The one everybody orders.Hamburgerask in store
Pure and simple, the way it's been done since 1953.Double Cheeseburgerask in store
Two patties, double the cheese, for the long-haul road-tripper.Chili Cheeseburgerask in store
Topped with a ladle of chili and cheese. Grab extra napkins.Hot Dog & Chili Dogask in store
A diner staple — plain or smothered in chili.Fries & Onion Ringsask in store
Golden, crisp, and the right thing to do.Soda fountain
Malts & Shakes
Chocolate Maltask in store
Thick, malty, hand-spun. The fountain favorite.Vanilla Shakeask in store
Classic, creamy, no fuss.Strawberry Shakeask in store
Sweet and pink, just like a 1950s daydream.Banana Shakeask in store
A retro fountain treat that never went out of style.Cool down
Sundaes & Floats
Root Beer Floatask in store
Frosty root beer over a scoop of vanilla. The Route 66 reward.Hot Fudge Sundaeask in store
Soft-serve, warm fudge, whipped cream, cherry on top.Soft-Serve Coneask in store
A simple swirl — perfect for the road.Banana Splitask in store
The whole production. Share it… or don't.Read the fine print
The Gag Menu
Yes, these are really on the menu. Order with a straight face — the staff will keep theirs.
Cheeseburger with Cheeseask in store
Comes with cheese. (You're welcome.)Dead Chickenask in store
It's… chicken. We promise it was fresh once.A Squirt of Mustardfree!
Hold still. (Spoiler: it's a string.)Hamburger without Hamask in store
Hold the ham. (There was never any ham.) A Juan Delgadillo original.Allergies or dietary needs? Just ask at the window — the family will sort you out (no joke).